franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

(via alienhedgehog)

The only one

your-narusasu-princess:

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I’m sure Naruto knew it.

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I’m sure Naruto knew Sasuke wasn’t good. 

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Because of this, Itachi left Sasuke to him,

because Sasuke is still lost in darkness

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And you, Naruto, are the only one who can save him. 

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(via dewyouhearthepeoplesing)

doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

bonus:

(via jim-moriarty-found-your-blog-and)

unclefather:

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

october is here

unclefather:

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

october is here

(via potter-inthe-tardis)

  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(via with-sherlock-in-the-tardis)

sarah-the-artiste:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

"I’M DOING THE TWILIGHT BARK"

(via super-who-lockian)

suns-of-gallifrey:

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

x

THIS.

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

Being in the Potter cast is like signing a contract that ensures you will get blessed by the puberty fairy.

super-who-lockian:

imsoconfused16:

owlchicken:

merrymepippin:

theblackship:

romioneshipper:

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hogwartskidsproblems:

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The last one really fucked me over

Come on tho oliver wood was a babe from the moment he stepped onscreen

Yep, Oliver Wood always was the hottest of Hogwarts.

I’d be allover his wood. If you know what I mean.

Dean Thomas, people!!!

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(via ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston)

all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 

(via with-sherlock-in-the-tardis)

caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY

(via sherlocked-on-the-tardis)

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

2dmirage:

True story.

As it should be.
shadedspriter:

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

I saw this and was like no shit sherlock.

shadedspriter:

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

I saw this and was like no shit sherlock.

(via jawnwats)